Quotes of the day

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma GandhiIndian ascetic & nationalist leader (1869 - 1948)

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action.
Herbert SpencerEnglish philosopher (1820 - 1903)

If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein, Observer, Jan. 15, 1950US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)

"Jokes of the Day"

Four Catholic mothers are having coffee together discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'".

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'".

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, tall, hardbodied, muscular, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, 'My God...'"